Anonymous said: how often do you have sex?
How often is your dad “working late”?
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
do u ever just lip sync to fall out boy dramatically and pretend you’re patrick stump
(Source: nollag, via bunnieschu)
Anonymous said: when i saw arctic monkeys i got to the venue 5 hours early but no one was there yet so i walked around a bit and i saw alex eating a croissant
What a wild story.
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
(Source: your-scallywag, via thedailylaughs)