Anonymous said: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

spazztrick:

hooksandplans:

do u ever just lip sync to fall out boy dramatically and pretend you’re patrick stump

image

(Source: nollag, via bunnieschu)

Anonymous said: when i saw arctic monkeys i got to the venue 5 hours early but no one was there yet so i walked around a bit and i saw alex eating a croissant

alexmatttjamienick:

ihatealexturner:

What a wild story.

omg

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via thedailylaughs)

arcticcunt:

hello peoples of the internet!! I was supposed to do a giveaway when i hit 2k on my previous blog but now i have this one and im gonna do one now for no reason other than the fact that i cba waiting, anyway, i hope u like!

includes:

  • box of lil makeup/bath goodies and shizzle
  • whatever people say i am that’s what i’m not
  • favourite worst nightmare
  • humbug
  • suck it and see 
  • AM (not shown on the pictures)
  • AM shirt (small, but its quite big lmao)
  • IT by Alexa Chung
  • black and gold iPhone 5 case
  • black rubber iPhone 4 case

Rules:

  • this giveaway is for my lovely followers so u mbf me
  • likes dont count
  • you must reblog at least once to be entered
  • no giveaway blogs
  • dont spam ur poor followers pls
  • i will pay for shipping and i will pay for it to be shipped anywhere
  • be willing to give me ur address
  • i will be using random generator to pick the winner so make sure ur ask is open!!
  • if the winner doesnt reply with in 48 hours i will pick a new one!!

this is about it i think

giveway ends FEBRUARY 1ST (well around that time, it might change closer to the initial end date)

GOOD LUCK!!

(via arcticcunt)

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via m0llie)

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.
there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:
you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!
the winner will receive:
180 by palma violets (12” LP)
bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)
i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!
this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)
i will ship anywhere!
if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask
✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿


THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.

there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:

  1. you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
  2. there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
  3. likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
  4. you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
  5. last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!

the winner will receive:

  • 180 by palma violets (12” LP)
  • bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
  • contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
  • vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)

i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!

this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)

i will ship anywhere!

if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask

✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.
there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:
you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!
the winner will receive:
180 by palma violets (12” LP)
bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)
i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!
this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)
i will ship anywhere!
if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask
✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿


THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.

there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:

  1. you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
  2. there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
  3. likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
  4. you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
  5. last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!

the winner will receive:

  • 180 by palma violets (12” LP)
  • bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
  • contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
  • vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)

i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!

this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)

i will ship anywhere!

if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask

✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.
there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:
you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!
the winner will receive:
180 by palma violets (12” LP)
bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)
i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!
this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)
i will ship anywhere!
if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask
✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿


THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.

there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:

  1. you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
  2. there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
  3. likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
  4. you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
  5. last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!

the winner will receive:

  • 180 by palma violets (12” LP)
  • bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
  • contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
  • vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)

i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!

this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)

i will ship anywhere!

if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask

✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.
there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:
you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!
the winner will receive:
180 by palma violets (12” LP)
bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)
i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!
this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)
i will ship anywhere!
if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask
✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿


THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.

there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:

  1. you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
  2. there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
  3. likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
  4. you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
  5. last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!

the winner will receive:

  • 180 by palma violets (12” LP)
  • bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
  • contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
  • vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)

i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!

this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)

i will ship anywhere!

if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask

✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.
there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:
you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!
the winner will receive:
180 by palma violets (12” LP)
bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)
i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!
this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)
i will ship anywhere!
if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask
✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿


THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

trenzabor:

trenzabor:

(✿ω✿) lonerizm’s vinyl giveaway! (✿ω✿)

SO i’ve kind of grown out of my “band phase” and i’m now a fandom blog. i’m not a fan of any of the bands i used to post about which makes these vinyl LPs of no use to me.

there are only five rules if you want to enter this giveaway and they are:

  1. you must be following me. i will be checking so don’t think you can pull one over on me
  2. there is a limit of 5 reblogs only. i don’t want y’all spamming your followers! if i find out you’ve reblogged it more than 5 times i’ll be super annoyed and won’t even consider you as a winner!
  3. likes don’t count but you can like this post as a reference to come back to it later
  4. you must be willing to give me your address so i can post it to you
  5. last but not least… NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! that’s just completely unfair!!

the winner will receive:

  • 180 by palma violets (12” LP)
  • bankrupt! by phoenix (12” LP)
  • contra by vampire weekend (12” LP)
  • vampire weekend by vampire weekend (12” LP)

i might also throw in a couple extras too if you’re lucky!

this giveaway ends on august 31st at 5:30pm (GMT)

i will ship anywhere!

if you have any other questions please don’t hesitate to drop me an ask

✿✿ good luck dumplings! ✿✿

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY!! QUICK!! GET YO REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

arctikalex:

*deep sigh* alex turner

(via havok-and-turner)